When I was a tiny kid, I remember my dad taking me to see my mom's aunt before we moved across the country. Great Aunt D met us on the porch and visited with us for a few minutes. Just before we left, she asked us to hold on a second and dashed into the house. She returned with three shoeboxes, each with a brand-new pair of identical bunny slippers but in three different sizes. My dad helped me pick the ones that fit, and we thanked her and were on our way. I didn't think much about it, since I wasn't even two and hadn't yet established a basis of comparison for what was normal, I guess.
Fast forward to a little over ten years ago, when one of my cousins bought-inherited (it's convoluted how heir property works, so I won't bore you) the house where Great Aunt D had lived all those years. The Babaloo and I spent a couple of afternoons helping to clean out the house.
Now, if you're familiar with that show,
Hoarders, then you may have the slightest inkling what we were dealing with. My mom's family laughingly refers to it as just one aspect of 'the family illness'... but it's not funny. The woman had saved every jar, bottle, and box that had ever entered her home. She had worked in a department store in a major metropolitan area, and had apparently suffered a bit from compulsive shopping. She had stacks and stacks of 1960s-era, still-in-the-package linens. The Babaloo and I were newly married so we inherited a hot pink bath mat and some psychedelic washcloths that year from her stash.
The biggest problem for Great Aunt D was paper, though. Rumor has it that she had piles of paper stacked chest-high in a couple of the downstairs rooms, with an 18" wide pathway leading through them from the front door to the kitchen. To this day, when any of us neglect piles of junk mail for more than a week, we're apt to get chastised by family members who remember her house.
Memories of her house are also why we all spay or neuter our pets. But that's another story I probably won't tell.
Even knowing this, I have a hard time letting go of paper. It's part of the reason I was so glad we finally graduated and our digital transcripts updated from
pending to
awarded because now I can throw out every piece of paper related to school. That's four years' worth of assignments for the Babaloo and six years' worth of assignments for me. It's a lot of paper. I've also been putting it off because
who knows what accidentally slipped between binders and stacks of old exams, right?
(heavy sigh)
The other part of this story is that we own and rent out two houses in other parts of the state, and we'd like to sell one before we move. I've been bugging the Babaloo for a couple of months to contact his realtor (he used to work with the woman's husband, so
he should call, right?) and last week, he finally did. She emailed forms and we finally got around to printing and signing them but one thing he'd missed reading in the email is that she wanted a copy of the current lease. The most recent lease was signed the week between final exams and graduation, and I knew it was tucked inside one of twenty spiral-bound notebooks
somewhere in my living room.
Graduation was kind of a big deal.
Now, I'm nowhere near as bad as Great Aunt D. I've actually been compiling things like the kids' school records and our birth certificates and immunization records and putting them all in the Babaloo's briefcase. Because I'm
totally on top of things, right? Three times in the last month, I'd run across either the lease or the briefcase but never both in the same day, so it never got properly filed.
This is the point, this morning, when my coffee hadn't quite kicked in yet, that I pitched a minor hissy. I put a new liner in the kitchen trash can and set it right in the middle of the living room floor and started going through every piece of paper on the bookshelves. I ended up with a half bag full plus a short stack of items to put in the briefcase plus a dozen unused notebooks and file folders. In the end, the Babaloo was the one to lay hands on the lease. (He was just looking for spiral notebooks, while I started at the top of the shelf and methodically worked my way downward.)
Imagine four of these dollar-store baskets filled to the brim.
This is what was left after the purge.
But not before I'd reached that critical point of exasperation and flung my fit. "Why do I have to be the one to keep up with ALL our paperwork?!" I mean, really. I manage the bills, I handle the taxes, I renew car registrations, keep track of deeds and titles, plus all the stuff that I've tracked down to keep in the briefcase.
I know, I know. Big freaking
WAH. It's what adults do. It doesn't make it any less frustrating, though, because when I can't put my hands on something, it's MY fault.
The Babaloo made a good point, though. Having both spouses manage documents is kind of like both spouses working out of a solitary, joint checking account. That never worked for us, either. He did volunteer to go to the post office to mail the documents, which I appreciated, and the good news is: I purged a lot of paper today.
After a horrible-yet-productive start to the day, my sister brought me a loaner microwave (ours broke two months ago and I just couldn't bring myself to buy a replacement, given the timing)
and an awesome turkey-cranberry sandwich. And then I went grocery shopping for only shelf-stable items that, hopefully, we'll use in the next month. I'm really going to miss Super Doubles when we're gone.
Spent $20, saved $60.